Previous post:

Next post:

Polically/legally correct holiday wishes

December 25, 2008

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular traditions at all…and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset accepted calendar year 2009, but without due respect for the calendars of choice of others, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wished.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/herself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a per of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Please consult with your attorney before responding.

Share This Post

Email to a friend:

Privacy: We won't save or reuse these emails.

Thanks for the word of mouth! Your message has been sent!

Please enter a valid email.

Your email failed. Try again later.

Comments

0 comments. Read them below or add one. (Trackback)

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post:

Your Friendly Host

I'm Andy Sernovitz, a fairly helpful marketing guy. I write about word of mouth marketing, ethics, common-sense business, and entrepreneurship.

I'm an author, professional speaker, consultant, and teacher.

I look like this. I'm a Sagittarius. These are my turn-ons. The greatest album in the world. Full bio here...

I Teach Word of Mouth Marketing

GasPedal LogoYou can have amazing word of mouth.

Word of mouth marketing is something you can do very well. My company GasPedal will help you get started quickly, with simple-but-intense training, honest answers, and eye-opening ideas. GasPedal's fast, how-to marketing strategies are affordable, easy to execute, and deliver measurable ROI in 60 days.

Learn more: http://gaspedal.com

Social Media Business CouncilJoin the Social Media Business Council, a brands-only community that helps large organizations build successful social media programs.

Learn more: http://www.socialmedia.org

Tell a Friend

We will not use email addresses for any purpose other than sending this recommendation. (Privacy Policy)

Thanks for the word of mouth! Your message has been sent!

Please enter a valid email.

Your email failed. Try again later.